Friday, November 30, 2001

Don't Clone The Vatican / Forget creating a super-race; let's just weed out uptight moral doctrine instead Perhaps we can move more toward a strain of the human animal that decidedly lacks the narrow thinking of, say, the GOP, of the religious Right, the soul-crushing doctrine of the Vatican and the more uptight and delimiting belief systems of the planet, Republican regression and Democratic whininess and overall sexual paranoia and guilt-laden dread, overcome those not-so-benign forces who would decide all the vagaries of life for you.
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The whole article is wonderful. There's even an inference that cloning might somehow fix the 'problem' with Trent Lott's hair!

Thursday, November 29, 2001

Will 'It' Finally Be Revealed?

Remember "Ginger," the supposedly earth-shattering Mystery Thing that inventor Dean Kamen was rumored to have been working on earlier this year, back in happier times? Well, the enigmatic Ginger -- also called "It" -- will soon be unveiled ... maybe.

Last Monday, Diane Sawyer, host of ABC's Good Morning America, announced that her show will soon reveal the secret invention -- rumored to be a super-efficient personal scooter -- that tech heavies like Steve Jobs and Jeff Bezos said could possibly change the world.

Tuesday, November 27, 2001

Apple 'baffled' by proposed $1 billion Microsoft settlement Apple 'baffled' by proposed $1 billion Microsoft settlement

PAUL OWENS, Associated Press Writer Tuesday, November 27, 2001

(11-27) 11:19 PST BALTIMORE (AP) --
Apple Computer Inc. on Tuesday criticized Microsoft Corp.'s plan to settle its consumer class-action suits by donating refurbished computers, hardware and other resources to the nation's poorest schools.
"We're baffled that a settlement imposed against Microsoft for breaking the law should allow, even encourage, them to unfairly make inroads into education -- one of the few markets left where they don't have monopoly power," Apple chief executive Steve Jobs said in a statement.